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I would drag my balls through a sea of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

(via liqiuid)

transcripts:

losing everything in life except weight

(via epic-highfive)

30. March 2014

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

(Source: aterriblehusband, via epic-highfive)

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

(via asvprock)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via simple-serenade)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via swervinirvin12)