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I would drag my balls through a sea of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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lydiabutz:

jeanndarc:

jeanndarc:

i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??

closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans?? 

look i’m having a chrisis 

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Anonymous said: How do dick pics make u feel?

holothewolf-x:

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

how dick pics make me feel:

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drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

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